9. [The Ghost of Christmas Present takes Ebenezer to his nephew Fred’s
house; he and guests are talking about Scrooge; no one present can see or
hear Ebenezer or the Ghost]
Fred Holywell: His wealth is quite useless to him, really. He doesn't
do any good with it; he doesn't even make himself comfortable with
it.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I haven't squandered it, if that's what you
mean by "making myself comfortable!"
Ghost of Christmas Present: You mustn't argue with those in the right.
It's pointless, and even tactless.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Tact is a quality I despise.
Ghost of Christmas Present: That, I can see.
10. [The group at Fred’s house is playing a game called “similes.”
Someone has just “lost” because she couldn’t finish the simile “Quick as a
…”]
Ebenezer Scrooge: ”Quick as a FLASH," you idiot!
Ghost of Christmas Present: Ebenezer! Shush!
Ebenezer Scrooge: You said they could neither see nor hear us.
Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh, yes... that's right. Well, even I
forget the regulations sometimes; after all, I don't come back very often.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Shush... I'm trying to listen to the game!
11. [The Ghost of Christmas Present is showing Scrooge some poor people,
trying to keep warm over a fire.]
Ebenezer Scrooge: ...Where are we now?
Ghost of Christmas Present: The name would mean nothing to you. It's a
place, like too many in this world.
Meg (a mother, talking to her children): ...Mary, Peter, they're
cooked. [to her husband, Ben] Do we have enough wood for the night?
Peter (their son): They're too hot to eat yet, mother.
Meg: They'll be cooler soon enough.
Mary (their daughter): How did you get these, father?
Ben: [defensive] I didn't steal them, if that's what you're
saying!
Meg: She never said you stole them, Ben! Don't berate
the girl.
Ben: She should have some respect!
Meg: They fell from a cart into the road, Mary.
Ben: Your father's not a thief, Mary... Not yet.
Meg: ...Ben, come back and eat with us, won't you?
Ben: Look at these hands, Meg. They're hard hands; they've done hard
work. I want to work, to have bread for my children... It's not right that
there's no work.
Meg: We four still have each other, Ben. That's the most important
thing.
Ben: I love you, Meg, all of you. Tomorrow, I want you to take the
children and go to the Parish Poorhouse.
Meg: No! Better we all drown in the river, than go to one of those
places and be separated forever!
Ben: Only until I can find work.
Meg: We wouldn't last that long...! Come on, Ben, let's have
some dinner.
Ebenezer Scrooge (talking to the Ghost): Why are these people out
here? Wearing rags, eating scraps! Why aren't they in poorhouses, or...?
Ghost of Christmas Present: Have you visited any of these
poorhouses you speak of?
Ebenezer Scrooge: No, but I'm taxed for them; isn't that enough?
Ghost of Christmas Present: You tell me. (i.e., What do you
think is the answer?)
12. [The Ghost of Christmas Present shows Scrooge two skinny, poor
children, who have been hidden under his robe.]
Scrooge: Who are they?
Ghost: They are your children. They are the children of all who walk
the earth unseen. Their names are Ignorance and Want. Beware
of them, for upon their brow is written the word “doom.” They
spell the downfall of you and all who deny their existence.
13. Ebenezer Scrooge: [Sitting under the bridge after the Ghost of Christmas
Present leaves] What have I done... to be abandoned like this? What?
14. [The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come has taken Scrooge to the poor part
of town, where Scrooge’s housekeeper is trying to sell what she took from
his house when he died—though Scrooge doesn’t yet understand that he
is the dead man she stole from.]
Mrs. Dilber (housekeeper): A watch, bed-curtains, blankets... So
what's your offer for all these?
Old Joe (who buys/sells used things): One pound-sterling, five crowns
and three schillings. Not a hay-penny more if I was to be boiled for it.
Mrs. Dilber: You're hardened, Joe, and no mistake!
Old Joe: I'm always kind to the ladies! That's the way I ruined
myself! [they both laugh]
Ebenezer Scrooge: [to the Ghost] Spirit, what perversity is this? I've
asked to see some emotion connected with that man's death... and you've
shown me only greed, and malice, and apathy! Let me see some
tenderness, some... depth of feeling!
[Suddenly, Scrooge finds himself back at the Cratchit house]
Ebenezer Scrooge: There must be some mistake; your fellow Spirit
already brought me here, earlier. [the Ghost motions for him to go on in]
Very well... You're devilishly hard to have conversation with.
15. Fred Holywell: Uncle Ebenezer, this is my wife Janet. Janet this is
Uncle Ebenezer.
Janet Holywell: It's a pleasure.
Ebenezer Scrooge: More like a surprise, wouldn't you say?
Janet Holywell: Well, that too.
Fred Holywell: That's quite true. Quite honestly it is a surprise. At
least, yesterday, you made it quite clear, it seemed to me at least, that
you had no intention of accepting my annual invitation.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I made other things clear too, didn't I, Fred? That
Christmas was a humbug - a waste of time and money, a false and
commercial festival, devoutly to be ignored.
Fred Holywell: Yes, basically that was it.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Well, I've come for three reasons. First, to beg
your pardon for the things I said about Christmas. That was a humbug
Fred.
Fred Holywell: Was it?
Ebenezer Scrooge: I didn't know it then, but I know it now. Secondly,
I've come to meet your wife.
Fred Holywell: Well, here she is.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Yes, and a very beautiful woman she is, too.
Janet Holywell: Thank you.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I uh... I was in love once. Would you believe that?
Janet Holywell: Yes.
Ebenezer Scrooge: But I possessed neither the courage nor the
optimism, nor perhaps the depth of feeling that you two have. Thirdly, if
the invitation to dine with you today is still in force, I accept.
Fred Holywell: Of course, it's still in force! Hurrah! I was sure that
one day...
Ebenezer Scrooge: You were sure? Well, apparently you were right. Yes,
I should like to dine with you and your friends.
Janet Holywell: You'll be more than welcome!
16. [Famous closing lines] Tiny Tim: God bless us, everyone.